I'm back!!!!

I have finnally decided to post some more. I had forgotten about this blog and now, i feel bad. We went through a rough time around homecoming, well at least i did, and now im grounded until November 7. Expect new posts soon.

TMBG

Well, i was playing shinobilegends, and I came across this little allusioon



Ichiraku's RamenLee clears his throat and begins:

Membrane Man, Membrane Man.Membrane man hates Academy Student Nairelev man.They have a fight, Membrane wins.Membrane Man.

You're not quite sure what to make of this. You merely back away, and think you'll visit Lee when he's feeling better. Having rested a while though, you think you could face another forest creature.

Only Wolfgang'll get this, but its still funny..

This guy's one smart cookie

I got this off MySpace, so enjoi..


never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lolI think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

New game..

hey, you guys... yeah, the one dude who reads this...

play dis game. When you get to lvl 10 i get something

http://shinobilegends.com/referral.php?r=Nairelev

Dude, you've got a problem......

Well, i like too eat, and ya'll should know that by now, and i went to Cici's last nite.
As you should also know, thats a restaraunt where you get all you can eat pizza..

I wanted to try and race Dorian, but that bum was scared, cuz he knows i'd pwn him.

The dessetrs there are amazing, mostly the cinnamon rolls. Take the best cinnamon roll you've ever eaten, make it twice as sweet and twice as fluffy. Their brownies are good too, but only when thier fresh...

Famous Last Words...

No, i dont mean the MCR song, im talking about things people havbe said before they die. Noone in partciular, just somebody has had to same them.


"Hey ya'll, watch this!!!!"

"If i'm going down, i'm taking you with me..."

"So mix 5 mL of A with 5 mL of be and *KABOOOOOOOM*"

"I didnt want it to end this way!!"

Lemme no if you come up with more good ones.

Fantasy 1!!!

I've always wanted to be a rockstar, however... im tonedeaf and fat, so that dream was shot down quick. What i really want to do, is a flying Moses. Thats where a really big dude does a stage dive, and all the people part like the red sea.


Maybe if size wasn't emphasized as important in America, we wouldnt have things like Anorexia, Bulemia, and extreme eating disorders.

Now if you want a nation fully of hot chicks, make an Island, and put Johnny Depp on it. Then, at the gate have some dudes there to sort out the hot fan girls from the uglies.

Or replace johnny depp with Orlando bloom and Elija Wood!