I've always wanted to be a rockstar, however... im tonedeaf and fat, so that dream was shot down quick. What i really want to do, is a flying Moses. Thats where a really big dude does a stage dive, and all the people part like the red sea.
Maybe if size wasn't emphasized as important in America, we wouldnt have things like Anorexia, Bulemia, and extreme eating disorders.
Now if you want a nation fully of hot chicks, make an Island, and put Johnny Depp on it. Then, at the gate have some dudes there to sort out the hot fan girls from the uglies.
Or replace johnny depp with Orlando bloom and Elija Wood!
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No offense, but Elijah Wood won't attract anything besides Nazgul.
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